Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.

"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."

by akaRakxm September 28, 2023

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by Zazathediva February 4, 2025

Cheesy Christening

A woman collects her clit cheese and mixes it with a mans smegma. You then get puff pastry and make cheese twists out of the smegma. After this the man uses the “cheese twist” as a dildo, preferably while the woman is on her period to add “ketchup”. The woman also uses another one as a butt plug for the man, and once they both finish they eat eachothers cheese twists. After this, they throw it up into a bowl and mix in both their shit and piss, then both “christen” eachother by pouring it on eachothers heads.

Do you want to try cheesy christening with me, grandma?

by I touch little kiddies January 21, 2026