chris

a very weird and tall individual
naomi: hey i know what your name is
unknown: what?
Naomi: Chris!!
Chris: how did you know?
Naomi: your weird and tall, duh.
by yakkk68 May 01, 2010
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The most inconciderate person i have ever met. AND has the smallest penis I have ever seen.
by lovepink10 September 25, 2010
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chris: danny your high ?
danny: shut up.
you got raped.
by jasmine(muffin) June 21, 2008
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is a prick and a bum and needs to get a life, job, girlfreind and also stop been a fucking bum bumming of some one else.
hes been a right chris and half.
(if you dont know what it stands for look it up on urban dictionary)
by george savinsky October 21, 2009
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kid who sits in his room all day beating off to megaman. and tenticles up asian girls asses.. he like nuts lodged in his mouth.. he sucks dick all day and he has no friends
megaman- that kid over there is a fag
zero- dont you mean hes a chris?
megaman- hellz yessum!
by chris wont no who it is :p October 26, 2008
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coolest awsomest funniest guy in the world. everyone wants to be around a chris. a chris will cheer u up in the worst day of ur life.
boy1: hey u know chris
boy2: no but i want too
by dumplings dueball June 19, 2013
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A fat bitch that sucks Isaiah's massive PENIS and they fuck every night. Isaiah sticks his finger in his dick hole and Isaiah gets a nuke figure and shoves it in his asshole. Isaiah moans as he sticks Chris dick 10 feet in his mouth and digests his donkey Kong dick. That the way Chris want to spend every weekend.

PS YES DADDY
Chris- Isaiah your dick is so huge
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY
by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019
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