chris

guy 1:OMG! he beat up his girlfriend
guy 2: what a chris
by Pendoo34 March 15, 2009
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a nasty ass, stupid, beat, looser, likes cop callers that put him in jail, likes nasty chin hair whores, the list can go on and on. its not anything nice either
omg look at chris hes with that nasty chin hair whore....

chris your so beat....

hey chris can you stop at the store i need to shave my chin hair....

hi my name is chris and i like a nasty chin hair cop caller that put me jail

a man that is stupid

a lifer at barleycorns.....
by crazy legz 1 January 11, 2011
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a very weird and tall individual
naomi: hey i know what your name is
unknown: what?
Naomi: Chris!!
Chris: how did you know?
Naomi: your weird and tall, duh.
by yakkk68 May 01, 2010
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The most inconciderate person i have ever met. AND has the smallest penis I have ever seen.
by lovepink10 September 23, 2010
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chris: danny your high ?
danny: shut up.
you got raped.
by jasmine(muffin) July 11, 2008
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is a prick and a bum and needs to get a life, job, girlfreind and also stop been a fucking bum bumming of some one else.
hes been a right chris and half.
(if you dont know what it stands for look it up on urban dictionary)
by george savinsky October 21, 2009
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kid who sits in his room all day beating off to megaman. and tenticles up asian girls asses.. he like nuts lodged in his mouth.. he sucks dick all day and he has no friends
megaman- that kid over there is a fag
zero- dont you mean hes a chris?
megaman- hellz yessum!
by chris wont no who it is :p September 10, 2008
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