A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.
Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.
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A person who is a complete udder fool & Likes to knock and or get's knocked in the face with chode's.
Also another name for a stupid whore
Also another name for a stupid whore
Guy: Dude! I went out with this girl last night named skye, found out she was a chodeknocker
Friend: Bummer man....
Friend: Bummer man....
by McLovinpants December 17, 2010
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He then proceeds to forcefully urinate while his load is clogged in this shared track, and the two fluids are promptly released together on a waiting female partner (preferably sleeping).
He then proceeds to forcefully urinate while his load is clogged in this shared track, and the two fluids are promptly released together on a waiting female partner (preferably sleeping).
What happened to that girl that passed out in Jenkin's room? Oh, i think goodz and DK are giving her a double order of Golden Chowder
by papa moyer July 6, 2010
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Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!
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