chore play

Chore play is the activity whereby a man tries to seduce his wife by completing menial tasks around the home which she would usually perfom herself.

Charles: damn it, I spent all afternoon cleaning the bathroom and when Esther came home she never gave me so much as a kiss, i was hoping to get some sweet booty action.

Gaylord: Damn that shit is whack, didn't that bitch know that was meant to be chore play? Hmmm she should have put out aight!

by The Padre October 17, 2009

chore-eography

Dancing elaborate moves to great music whilst hanging washing, ironing, or cleaning in an attempt to make mundane chores more exciting.

I was cleaning my surfaces and had the radio on, suddenly this great track came on, I started dancing an amazing sequence of moves - it was definitely chore-eography.

by dreamingwombat September 29, 2010

Household Chores

Torture for a little kid like you

My mom turned off Fortnite because she said for me to do my Household Chores

by reesha2282 April 16, 2019

Chore Board

A definitive list of the "Who's Who" in hook-ups. Created by stupid skanks at a Colorado hippie commune.

After receiving multiple donkey punches, the girls developed the Chore Board. They now deserve multiple Sloppy Biffles.

by passion partier April 23, 2009

chore whore

A woman, typically a wife, who refuses to engage in sexual activities with her husband if she believes he has not completed all his assigned household duties.

She is such a chore whore. She refused to give me a blow job because I hadn't taken out the garbage.

by Dan Tooth April 18, 2009

chore artist

Someone who chores on a regular basis

Mike is a thieving chore artist.

by chird September 10, 2003

chore nazi

someone forces other to do an outrageous or exissice amount of chores in a house with no compesation or reward. A chore nazi usually hates people who are lazy or people who do not do many chores. Someone who is part of the third reich chore division.

Cinderella's stepmother was a chore nazi.
My parents dont let me go out cuz they are total chore nazis.

by XzhadowX November 6, 2009