Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.

Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

Chocolate Reign

Barack Obama's Presidency. Derived from the Tay Zonday song "Chocolate Rain".

I'm going to make a movie about Barack Obama's presidency and its going to be called "Chocolate Reign".

by Ianjib June 22, 2009

Chocolate

Something that is the best it can be.

That hot chic is So chocolate. This steak is sChocolate

by Martix August 11, 2008

chocolate weave goddess

infamously known in the GD as a scene looking boy who is usually found in every picdrop and every namedrop a 2008 prommie.

the mark of the CWG is a crown symbol that is usually before every topic he makes.

whats a CWG?

if you dont know who chocolate weave goddess is you're a newfag

by macberrii87 January 23, 2009

chocolate freeway

A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"

Jack inserted his cock into Peters arse for a rough ride down the chocolate freeway.

by Ross February 10, 2002

chocolate mud baby

the term for a giant turd.

DUUUUDE! i just had a chocolate mud baby in there!

by i dont fucken care October 20, 2010

Chocolatey Conveyor

The thoughts of a man who has gone mad over tracksuits and Mr. Cringe branded life sized ginger bread men. Thank you Samuel you strange strange man.

"Won't you come for a ride on my... Chocolatey Conveyor?"

by Mangokokenji April 7, 2022