Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country

“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”

by Clonkobum March 26, 2024

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Horse chlamydia

A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.

Everything presidential candidates say is horse chlamydia!

by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 27, 2016

Curvy Chlamydia

What one would call a prostitute with a nice body.

Bill: Hey Joe check out that girls bod snorting coke out the back I'd tap
Joe: Damn Bill I didn't realize you were into Curvy Chlamydia

by IncelSlayer83 August 21, 2019

cringe chlamydia

A bacterial disease where the bacteria is cringe
Being overwhelmingly cringed out

Middle School pictures give me a cringe chlamydia!

by florencezoo April 10, 2022

Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this

Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia

by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022

Anglo saxon chlamydia

Literally means anglo saxon chlamydia

Do you think the anglo saxons played bean boozle?
No i think they were more preocupied with anglo saxon chlamydia...

by courgettebluebellsandmore November 28, 2023