crispy critter

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.

There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.

by robert January 18, 2005

combee critter

A "Combee Critter " is a person or thing as I should say that crawls from the depths of Polk county florida . They are usually homeless in natural , and mentally ill. In their natural environment they are known to feed on crack , and mcdonald's cheeseburgers.

Seeing one is like finding bigfoot.

Hey Mike , did you catch a gander at that there Combee Critter!?!

by Combee Critter October 2, 2020

chinternet

The internet in china is bolcked by a system named GFW（Great Fire Wall).So,you can't browse some web in china,internet in china is not free,someone call it chinternet.

In china, you can't browse YOUTUBE,GOOGLE(you can browse google.cn not google.com)and so on.SO，Internet in china called chinternet.

by Jack Zhong December 26, 2009

Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.

The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.

by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005

ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.

Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.

by MPC November 3, 2003

Twitter Critter

1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job, family, friends and/or mental health.
2. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac.
3. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.

Tim has become a Twitter Critter. He can't keep anything private anymore. I wish he'd get a life!

by Peter Kobs August 5, 2009

Cable Chatter

The rancorous, full contact , and often brazenly partisan haranguing displayed on cable news networks (i.e. CNN, MSNBC, FOX NEWS). The phrase was popularized by President Obama during an NBC interview.

Olbermann: Lets cut the Cable Chatter and get serious. America needs real solutions.

Hannity: cut taxes...cut taxes....

Olbermann: But America needs to fund road repairs and medicaid.

Hannity: Cut Taxes... Ronald Reagan...Cut taxes...

Olbermann: But public schools and Veteran Hospitals?

Hannity: CUT TAXES!!! Democrats are SOCIALISTS!!!! Reaaaaagaaaaaan!!!!

by sounds elcectic June 4, 2009