Computer Sigh

When your laptop or computer makes a loud breathing noise when loading a page or attempting to process something. Can be embarrassing if it sighs during class.

Low Tech Dude: "That what noise is?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"

by Soapboxy July 26, 2009

computer std

When you download a virus off of a porn website to your computer.

Person #1: Why is your computer running so slow?
Person #2: It got a computer std

by pinkrhinestone January 29, 2014

computer boy

A computer boy is a socially inept teenage male who spends a large portion of their day to day lives on a computer whether it be playing games, watching japanese animated cartoons, programming or all the above.

These persons often spend so much time on their computers they developed forward head syndrome, are unhygenic and odorous.

Gossip Girl 1: "Hey, Jessica, I heard Jimmy has a crush on you."

Jessica: "Eww, no, he's totally a computer boy."

by Rogerth@! January 1, 2018

computer teacher

The teacher of a computer class. They tend to block gaming websites unless they are educational gaming websites. They don't trust ANY of the kids with computers, Especially the kid who gave the computers a virus 3 years ago that has repeatedly told the teacher it was an accident

(This was just made to make fun of my computer teacher)

Guy: Bro my computer teacher is so strict

by datbroneo October 7, 2020

Computer

What you are on now

You are on the computer now

by Charlie Mulligan March 5, 2004

computer drama

Experiencing excessive problems with your old-ass computer. This includes getting computer viruses all the time, accidentally deleting your entire hard drive, and even getting a virus from installing a pirated anti-virus program. In other words, technology hates you.

I am fed up hearing about Kevin's computer drama. It must have been from downloading all that pr0n.

by smo0thoperator February 18, 2010

Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009