Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl

When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.

I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.

by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023

Texas Chili Bowl

A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.

Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.

by rockybfdi March 9, 2024

Turd in the Chili Bowl

(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.

Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!

by theskymightfall March 21, 2010

Amazonian Chili Bowl

When a man eats a bowl of chili, then convinces his friend to sit upside down naked at the bottom of a ladder so the guy can shit into his adshole that’s stretched wide, he then proceeds to eat the shit like a bowl of chili

Mike: “Hey Sean, please let me try the Amazonian chili bowl on you!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”

by Guacamole Migga Pemis January 3, 2025

Chili bowl

While 69ing a woman on her period, she shits (diarrhea) and it runs down into your bloody mouth.

I was trying to earn my red wings and that bitch Amanda gave me a chili bowl instead.

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

Washington Chili Bowl

Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.

He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.

by Texas Hook 'Em February 1, 2024

Chili bowl

When 2 or more friends poop in the same toilet without flushing.

Friend 1: how was Stephanie’s party last night

Friend 2: pretty good, she was bitchy so we chili bowled the shit out of her parents bathroom

by Keegert June 24, 2018