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Mexican Chili Bowl 

(v) - to give someone a mexican chili bowl is an elaborate process. First someone must grab a bat and beat the shit out of a girls stomach area until things start coming out of her vagina (pee, blood, organs, etc.). Then once this "chili bowl" has been concocted, the vagina is eaten out gingerly. Hot sause can be added for flavor purposes.
Dude that girl was getting annoying yesterday so I gave her a Mexican Chili Bowl she will never forget.

I love eating that sweet ass pussy after a nice Mexican Chili Bowl.
Mexican Chili Bowl by M. Whitehead August 27, 2012

texas chili bowl 

A horrible revenge procedure that involves calling someone from Mexico, placing hot sauce on the receiver and when the person from Texas answers (a lot of people from texas are referred to as "beaners" hence adding to the term chili bowl) you will now have yourself a texas chili bowl.
That kid pissed me off so much, I'm going to give him the worst texas chili bowl ever.
texas chili bowl by jmiller6 February 19, 2008

Arkansas Chili Bowl 

When you poop in someone's garbage disposal and turn it on
Man 1: Why does it smell bad in here?

Man 2: Dawson through a killer party last night and someone got trashed and decided to make an Arkansas Chili Bowl

Cincinnati chili bowl 

When you eat Cincinnati style chili off of your woman’s ass.
We ordered some Skyline chili and I ate it Cincinnati Chili bowl style.

Viking chili bowl 

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.
Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless

Washington Chili Bowl 

Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.
He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.