Chastity Belt

The bouncer of the Vagina Bar

That chastity belt always keeps me out!

by misssamantha December 11, 2011

Chastity Belt

The same as a cock block, just for women. This usually occurs among twins or a group of awkward females. A male that can hit on both parties during a chastity belting gains manliness instantly.

Mari(twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: 'sup Mari
Sarah (twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: Oh erm, hey guys.
Mari: Wanna hang out tonight?
Sarah: Yeah, hang out with us!
Ethan: Wait, which one....?
Mari: Sarah, don't Chastity Belt me!

by starfurmachete February 14, 2010

Ampallang Chastity

The effect on your sex life when women look at your genital piercings and say, "Uh-uh. No way."

Poor guy, he thought he was so cool, getting three different genital piercings. Now it's Ampallang Chastity for him.

by DancingKali May 30, 2011

Chastity belt

Something we all need. Fer sure.

I need to stop thinking about sex, I need to refrain from jerking. Someone get me a chastity belt.

If everyone wore a legit chastity belt there wouldn't be sluts or rapists.

by Dude think about it. September 9, 2011

chastity strip

The metal child-resistant cigarette lighter protection strip, especially on Bic lighters. Can also be referred to as 'lighter foreskin'.

"Dammit, I can't light the hash oil, the stupid chastity strip keeps scuffin' my thumb!"

"Man, good thing I didn't rip off the chastity strip yet, I need something to scoop the hash oil onto the bowl."

by Senor Mota January 14, 2009

chastity belt

The roll of fat on a morbidly obese man or woman that folds over and covers the genitals.

She was so fat, her chastity belt nearly dragged on the floor.

by Pyrostevo July 16, 2011

Chastity bra

A tricky, difficult bra or article of clothing that is particularly hard to unhook, which makes the unhooker feel like a fool.

I couldn't believe she was wearing a chastity bra on the third date, I mean, I expected sex after the third date! I guess I'll give her a hickey instead.

Nate couldn't take off the girl's chastity bra, let alone her easy to remove bra, thus qualifying him as inexperienced.

by giftfromgod86 February 1, 2010