charleston chalupa

steps:
1. punch a bear in the face until it dies
2. have intercourse with it
3. take its body and roll it up in the sheets of a virgin

<3w&m

Megan: Do you want to charleston chalupa with me?
Weston: Silly goose! Everyone knows thats a one person activity!

by Megan and Weston June 2, 2007

Holy Chalupas

Another word for saying god, holy cow, holy shit, or gosh to emphasize shock, amazement, or aghast.

Holy chalupas dude that was so cool

by @Kportal January 31, 2019

chalupa

The act of having sex with a girl from behind where you then shit into a tube sock and repeatedly hit her over the head with it.

Adam gave Rebecca a fat chalupa last night; you should see her black eye.

by Adam Charles January 27, 2007

chalupa fupa

A fat upper pussy area that has excessive fat and has an ecology of its own with sweat, grease, lint, and scraggly hair. Can be found on a woman of any age who has simply given up on both fitness and self-care and obviously has no real interest in men. Worse during a humid, hot summer.

OMG Dude it was fucking nasty, I was gonna go down on her, even though she's a little chubby, but man, it was worse than a seafood salad down there, it's a fucking chalupa fupa.

by Eagle Azure May 19, 2016

Great White Chalupa

When the toping of your chalupa has been marinated with man juice and camouflaged with lettuce by a taco bell employee, then served up to a gracious unsuspecting customer.

Dude, last night at work I served up 10 Great White Chalupas in my 5 hour shift. Im spent man, i am spent.

by Duke mason May 24, 2006

drop the chalupa

Giving Birth

My ol' lady dropped the chalupa

by x April 28, 2004

dropping the chalupa

A unique sexual activity requiring advance preparation and a girl you never want to see again. Before sex, get a condom and fill it with every bodily excrement imaginable. (i.e. shit, piss, vomit, snot, sweat, cum, saliva, and that diarrhea liquid shit). Tie off the condom like a water baloon, and stash it somewhere near the bed where it can be discreetly reached. During sex, change to doggie style, and just as you cum, break the condom over her fucking head!

"Hey, what happened to that chick you took home last night? You gonna see her again?"

"Naw, I dropped the chalupa, so she won't be coming around again."

"Oh, cool. Well, then can I have her number?"

by Matzilla August 23, 2004