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Ceremonials

55 minutes and 58 seconds of perfection in the form of Florence + The Machine's sophomore album.
My absolute favorite album of all time ever is Ceremonials.
by misrabella November 27, 2012
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Ceremony

a late 90s shoegazing/postpunk band out of Philadelphia
Have you heard of Ceremony?
by WarGoatForestWolf666 April 10, 2010
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Claremont McKenna

An alcoholic-induced orgy.
1. “Yo, what’re you thinking tonight?”
2. “Likely hit up the orgy in North Quad. You?”
1. “Ya, heard there was an orgy in Mid and South Quad as well.”
2. “Every night of the week, brother. Welcome to Claremont McKenna. Let the good times roll.”
by Pope Francis 0101 September 13, 2019
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Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite
"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009
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Knighting Ceremony

An historic event in which the female falls to her knees, bows her head and closes her eyes to signify her preparedness for the honor. Her sex-friend places his schlong first on her left shoulder, then her right. As the soon-to-be knight lifts her head to rise to her feet, she is met by a cockslap with the strength of a thousand suns.
-I wanted to have sex to her, but she wasn't of noble descent...
-That's too bad that you couldn't get busy on her.
-Well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first...then we smashed.
by jouststrap July 21, 2011
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Dolphin Healing Ceremony

Any gathering of environmentalists, yoga-fanatics or other new-age types that is annoyingly trite and/or cheesy.
1.They played Jeff Buckley's 'Hallelujah' in my yoga class this morning. It was a total dolphin healing ceremony. That'll teach me to to ditch Bikram Yoga.

2. I got sucked into going to a total Dolphin Healing Ceremony of a flute concert with my hippie parents.
by MTKarl January 26, 2010
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Cheesemonkey

A very clever monkey who lives in a cave of cheeseburgers, has cheesemonkey farms in Illinois next to walmart, is danish, and hates George W. Bush for eating 2 monkeys and refusing to pay.
cheeto penis envy

im a piece of cheesemonkey - ness! YO
by Sally Jingle Tush March 6, 2008
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