Celtic FC

To take a great deal of offence about an issue to which you have barely any connection.

"Hey I was at the movies the other day...that Brad Pitt can't act for shit."

"Ah take a fence tae at, Brad nd me er big pals nd all."

"Sorry speak in English please. In any case, it sounded like you were going Celtic FC on my ass."

by djw1992 May 20, 2009

Celtic FC

Best Football Team In The World

"Hey, did you hear Celtic FC won the SPL 3 times in a row?"

by AlexMc_Culloch June 27, 2008

Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."

Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?

by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017

Celtic football club

Celtic football club is a club in Glasgow supported by terrorists and paedophiles. The fans are well known for not getting washed and because of this they stink. They will always live in the shadow of the mighty Glasgow Rangers.

Defined .

Me. Who are we playing this weekend?

Friend. Celtic football club

Me. Ah i better not take the kids to that one then.

by Geordiejock March 15, 2018

celtic supporter

Bigoted, pro IRA, hate everything about the united kingdom however they use it to there advantage, and a lot of them actually live in the UK. Most of your celtic supporters rely on giro money and live in council housing. You will typically find a celtic supporter drinking a bottle of buckfast, passed out on the street, trying to stab someone and smashing bottles over peoples heads.

Celtic supporter 1: Gee us our giro money
Celtic supporter 2: gonna get some fucked
Celtic supporter 1: want some coke?
Celtic supporter 2: na just gee us some ecstasy
Celtic supporter 3: Fucking rangers, won 51 titles, were always playing catchup.

by celticbhoylover June 26, 2007

Celtic Crossface

The act of slapping someone across the face with a handful of your semen. Variations include the Double Celtic Crossface, the Reverse Celtic Crossface, the Celtic Crossface Bitch Slap, the Celtic Uppercut, and the Celtic Gumbo Crossface, among others.

The Celtic Crossface Tom delivered sounded like a shotgun blast, and left a red hand print on Dana's cheek for three days!

by he7879 May 24, 2011

celtic mug

dont mug yourself. the huns on the third floor are giving it a debriefing as we speak. approach the danger, cause im the motherfucken notorious d r e

gimme back the fucken mug you cocksuckers

by charlie angel March 14, 2003