strawberry celebration

A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.

Man#1: How was your date last night?

Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.

Man#1: Why's that, cheif?

Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.

Brad: Story of my life! Zing!

by Jimatt Walhofer July 1, 2008

Twitter Celeb

People that have a lot of followers on twitter but are nobodies, but think their someone because they may or may not have bought their followers. This may range from people putting fake verification signs next to name or actually writing verified. These people have a lot more followers than following and seem to feel that people look up to them when in all actuality . . no one doesnt care.

138 Following 8,539 Followers

yet you have never heard of the person.

have a team for themselves.

John Smith. #teamjohnsmith

all indications of a twitter celeb

by Teddy Francis August 23, 2011

celebate

To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.

Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!

by DiaryofaRedHead July 10, 2005

celeberties

Mootown speak for celebrities.

By the way the list did not Elvis,The Beatles, Elton John,Bruce Springtien or the other celeberties that MJ haters keep mentioning.

by Lady Motown December 30, 2004

celebrasian

Word fusion of "celebrity Asian."

A famous Asian.

Not to be confused with a crAsian.

Bai Ling is a celebrasian.

by Adam CE September 4, 2008

Celebreality

When you mix Celebrity & Reality you get a new type of tv show. Better than reality because famous people are in it. According to VH1 that is.

VH1 Celebreality, not all reality is created equal..or some shit like that.

by Kirsten April 11, 2005

Celeblunt

n. a blunt rolled for the purpose of celebration.

I just moved to a new city & found a new dealer with some bomb trees; therefore, I rolled a celeblunt.

by MalcolmFromSD February 26, 2009