Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"

by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008

The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling

A meme template in which you either:
1. Repeat what someone said, but every word is replaced with an antonym, or has a variant of "not" put before it and symbols are swapped.
(Not all requirements need to be met)

2. Say that something is its opposite

(1)
Person 1: It was awesome playing with you! See you sometime soon.
Person 2: Something else wasn't terrible not working without me. Don't see me never never!
Person 1: Ah yes, The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling.

(2)
Person 1: Have you heard of "Your Mother"?
Person 2: Your Mother is your father.
Person 1: Ah yes, The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling.

by Rubixed Cube July 14, 2022

Popcorn Ceiling

The cheap ceiling texture commonly used in the 70s and 80s. Builders would spray 'popcorn' on the ceilings of homes and justify it to sellers by feeding them a line of bull about better sound insulation or better appearance. The real reason for the 'popcorn' it turns out is because its cheap and if a builder does have to pay some guy to texture and paint every ceiling, it can save them some serious money. The 'popcorn' unfortunately does nothing for sound insulation (though there might still be those today who claim it does) and it's pretty damn ugly, especially as it collects dirt over time.

Omg! That sauce just got all up in the popcorn ceiling! That shit is never coming off!

by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeck February 13, 2009

Ceiling Fan

A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan

"You are being a showoff, ceiling fan"

by somerandomcat February 1, 2017

marble ceiling

Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government. Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.

Coined by incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.

by Ben Frey January 5, 2007

Ceiling josh

A tipical homo that likes to perv in on peoples "play time"

"ceiling josh is watching you masterbate"

or

"oh i wish i had the skills of a ceiling josh"

by J2thebizzle January 15, 2008

Grass Ceiling

When you've smoked so much weed that no matter how much more you smoke, you cannot get any higher.

I smoked so much weed today, I've reached the grass ceiling!

by Goo5e June 18, 2018