smurf cooler

A smurf cooler is enacted when sexual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of orgasm and ejaculation.

"My boo was giving me the best blowjob when she got distracted by Keeping Up With the Kardashians and stopped. I felt like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

by Jezebel72 August 27, 2013

smurf cooler

The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."

"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."

by bearhotep August 27, 2013

Water cooler roulette

A game I invented to play with my bored co-workers at the office.
Two people take turns pouring water in a cup from the water cooler.
One can pour as much or little as they want.
The goal is to not make the air bubble inside gulp.
Taking turns until someone makes the air bubble gulp inside and loses.

You messed up like water cooler roulette.

by Fightdoctor June 16, 2016

im cooler than your face

When you are in an argument and don't have anything else to say.

Person: You're dumb
You: At least im cooler than your face

by arandomcoolperson November 27, 2018

cholero

A guatemalan word that means a low class individual. It is used to disenfranchise a person or activity. The word has a long history of also being used as a borderline racial slur to people of mixed or indian heritage.

"es un cholero de mierda"
"no soy tu cholero!"
"que choleros esos pantalones"
"no me gusta esa musica cholera"

by Marco Amaro November 2, 2007

Cooler Than Denzel Washington With Mine

The Way You Do Your Thang Is Cooler Than Denzel Washington.A Song Chamillionaire And Z-ro Did Together.

Dont Try To Knock Tha Hustle Cuz Your Just Waisting Your Time.I'm Cooler Than Denzel Washington With Mine

by Yung Phat Pat December 19, 2009

caolers

A variety of the man slut species. The mentioning of menstration would not repel such a spiked up black haired male form. One to constantly injure, preferably intoxicated and usually wounded in the skull area yet will deny these actions with a "I walked into a door, lad" excuse. A 'caolers' loves a filthy ride and will reacts to such terms as "Ahhhhhh lad" and "Daaaaycent" A sound skin all the same..

Guy: "You're one is on the rag"
Caolers: "Back away lads.... she's mine"

by Nicko laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad March 23, 2011