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The Cauliflower Effect

When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.
"Oooh, thats The Cauliflower Effect Kicking in!"

"Oooops, thats the Cauliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"
by TheF-DOT-GOWERzZ.ox July 27, 2009
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green cauliflower

by kai didn't_djiskd October 30, 2019
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columbus cauliflower

The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.
My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.
by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017
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Ugandan Cauliflower

when u cum into a water balloon, freeze it melt it and then drizzle it over your dead wife's head. Extra flavor can be added with fresh pubic hair, preferably black, sprinkled over.
yesterday I had a delicious Ugandan cauliflower for breakfast
by nicholas gurr November 3, 2019
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Purple Cauliflower STD

A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne
Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std
by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023
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Boy who eats cauliflower

A person of the male gender who loves eating the vegetable, cauliflower. Their obsession with cauliflower is often repulsing.
Daniel: “I am a boy who eats cauliflower and i feel no shame
Lindsey: “You disgust me
by Lidddddd January 5, 2021
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Full Head Of Cauliflower

When one gives head to another just after getting a perm to their hair.
“I’ll give you a full head of cauliflower when I get back from the salon.”
by Jswitzer98 June 5, 2021
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