Horndog Cattle

Guys who add or accept friend request from "aspiring models"

Aspiring models who need x amount of fans on their page
John is just horndog cattle, he never has a chance with that girl
by Agent 99 October 23, 2014
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cattle field

Cattle field is when someone speaks openly ignorant or fantasy storytelling in efforts too gain impression of a person or people by gloating unhealthy or unhelpful information or events
“I’m not going too take you through a Cattle Field , this job really pay’s off”
by Yunq Deezi August 17, 2022
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cattle run

The act of fucking at least four fat bitches while on vacation or a road trip.
Note: at least one bro has to see you hooking up with her but not necessarily the act itself.

Each fat bitch must be in a different city or place. And cannot be all at once.
You must Brand each fat bitch by getting a picture of her (grazing your pasture).
Each sow must be over 200lbs

Ex; let's go to Vegas this weekend and do a cattle run.

(Or)
Hey sorry bro but your sister was a part of my cattle run.
by Oliver Loving June 08, 2016
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Cattle grinder

A party or gathering, so packed with people that if a riot was to start, the resulting chaos would end up mashing EVERYBODY into a pulp.
Yo, i went to a sick as party last night, it was a feckin cattle grinder tho!
by Bernard p September 06, 2007
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herd the cattle

Herd the cattle is when you finish in a condom then snap it like a whip on your partners ass, typically but not specific to, when in an orgy.
Dan pulled out and started to herd the cattle. Everyone went with it and started mooing.
by KrispyKreamed August 13, 2020
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cash cattle

Rich person that only hangs with other rich people
Mason is a cash cattle, the lil fuckboy.
by jesusalmighty10w0 April 18, 2015
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ass cattle

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.
holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing
by hairy rumps June 04, 2010
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