Worst collegiate quarterback of all time. Spent 4 years at ASU, turning a promising team with national title aspirations into a doormat that could not even beat the UA. Prone to blowing big games, throwing multiple interceptions, fumbling profusely, blaming others for his mistakes, and generally being a complete waste of a quarterback. Often found crying after a loss.
"Throw the ball Rudy, the receiver's open! Oh goddammit Rudy Carpenter why did you throw another interception?"
by eljefe81 June 22, 2009
I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.
by rasta21 June 30, 2013
by Mystery Tab December 10, 2009
by Gootee Root October 11, 2011
A Carpenters pencil is when a male/female brings a male to climax by wanking them off with their ear. They then sit on the persons face after.
by Christy 2011 April 18, 2011
An absolute bum Lord.
Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.
A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.
A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.
Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.
If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.
Would rather talk to road kill.
Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.
A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.
A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.
Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.
If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.
Would rather talk to road kill.
by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019
The act of forcibly inserting a hammer into the anus of an opponent. In optimal conditions, the blunt end and nail-extraction apparatus will both achieve penetration, however, any portion of the hammer enterring the rectum is sufficient. At this point, the executor of the Carpenter's Revenge will procede to rotate the hammer in a circular motion, inflicting serious damage (and/or pleasure) to the anal walls.
1. Holy shit! Bob the Builder went to town on Pedro's anus with the Carpenter's Revenge.
2. Oh my God! Jesus is back, and he's executing the Carpenter's Revenge on the anus of humanity.
2. Oh my God! Jesus is back, and he's executing the Carpenter's Revenge on the anus of humanity.
by Keegan K August 19, 2007