Alex Carpenter

Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!

"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"

"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"

Alex Carpenter by UNLUCKYSCROTUM February 27, 2019

Sabrina Carpenter 

SHE IS A QUEEENNNNN. MOST WELL KNOWN FOR HER SONG THUMBS OR SUE ME OR WHY. SHE WAS ON GIRL MEETS WORLD AND THE HATE YOU GIVE AND THE SHORT HISTORY OF THE LONG ROAD. she is a lovely person in person, and yall should do whatever you can to meet her. She loves to listen and loves to laugh and have fun. she is my mom. She got her start on disney BUT DONT YOU DARE CALL HER A DISNEY STAR. she has the best voice ever, and personaly her best song is either Hold Tight ft UHMEER or Sue Me. Or On My Way by Alan Walker. Or Alone Together. OR FALL APART. KIDS THAT SPIDERMAN REFERENCE THOOOOo. ok so what im trying to say is that all of her songs are bombassamazing. go listen to them. pushing 20 is pretty good too. she is a blue eyed queen and yeeettt

I love Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter by sabrinacarpenterstannn May 9, 2019

Sabrina Carpenter 

The cutest person alive. Makes great music. Is 19 years old but mentally 5 years old.

When we could push all the lemons 🍋 - Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter by H star July 19, 2019

The Carpenter 

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

The Carpenter by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007

Sabrina Carpenter 

A gorgeous blue eyed beauty who released her third album Singular act 1 November 9,2018.She treats her fans just like family.Sabrina has made my life so much better and had helped me get through so much.If you love listening to meaning full songs her songs are there.Sabrina is the most beautiful person I've ever seen.

Someone:Do you listen to anyone else other than Sabrina Carpenter?
Me:No no one else.Why would I she's my whole life.

Sabrina Carpenter by Rowbrina/Rilaya shipper April 21, 2019

Rudy Carpenter 

Worst collegiate quarterback of all time. Spent 4 years at ASU, turning a promising team with national title aspirations into a doormat that could not even beat the UA. Prone to blowing big games, throwing multiple interceptions, fumbling profusely, blaming others for his mistakes, and generally being a complete waste of a quarterback. Often found crying after a loss.

"Throw the ball Rudy, the receiver's open! Oh goddammit Rudy Carpenter why did you throw another interception?"

Rudy Carpenter by eljefe81 June 21, 2009

Hollie Carpenter 

Colloquial slang for a whore. Similar to a slag, but only greater on the prostitutional scale.

I Hollie Carpenter'd some girl last night!

Too bad she resembled a disfigured axe-wound.

Hollie Carpenter by Mystery Tab December 10, 2009