Noah B (carmelas bf)

Noah is a handsome young man who loves anime and the color red.his favorite food is chicken sandwiches and he LOVES hot sauce he also only listens to rapist orange county and he loves monster Hunter games and playing with his nuts,Hes also very gay.and he fantasizes about Carmela and bailey all the time

Wow that kid noah B (carmelas bf)took down a whole gallon of hot-sauce within a few months

by MountainDewDrinker69 January 13, 2023

Carmela

A tru daddy ;)

Look at that Carmela ;)

by Alpha9204 February 19, 2018

carmellas mom

Carmellas Mom is super hot

Carmellas mom has big tits and I wanna pound her into my bed.

by AaBbRyRy November 3, 2021

carmello

A sexual maneuver in which a you put your hand in a woman's vagina like you're going to dunk and you end up smelling her tits also.

Best attempted when both parties involved are drunk.

Joe: You and Victoria got pretty hammered last night. What were you doing in the bedroom?

Ralph: I pulled the carmello on her. That shit was tight!

by Udy April 27, 2008

Carmela

Cunt's first name

Carmela verano is such a cunt

by Thenonamedguy January 24, 2019

Carmello

BFG who only cares about how big a girls waist size is. And he's goin chunky. Call him Moto - Moto cuz he likes em big. This dude is untrustworthy because pussy is his only objective. An actual shit. Can't decide on anything because the gravitational pull off his bitches is too strong. Pussyboi

Guy: Yo carmello can you keep a secret
Carmello: sure my slime
*Doesn't keep secret

by JJfarbizzle June 6, 2019

Carmello Anthony Suprise

When a man is having sex, then walks away into the bathroom. he then takes caramel and puts it all over his penis.then runs out of the bathroom to his partner and shoves the penis into said partners mouth. And vigorously thrusts until the caramel is gone.

I cant wait for her to get home. I have a Carmello Anthony Suprise for her today.

by the baconator99954123 January 26, 2011