Seth carlson

anyone with this name pulls so many bitches. like he has W rizz.

person 1: hey is your name seth carlson?
person 2: yeah it is, why
person 1: i can tell. you definitely pull so many bitches. probably have hoes on each side
person 2: omg how did you know??

by random837 December 18, 2022

Hot Carlson

A huge steaming turd

Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.

by Dirty Mike and the Fellas September 2, 2023

Carlson

a dashing young gentleman with a high charisma

also has a very nice taste in subway

carlson: i’m heading to subway, y’all want anything?
innocent bystander: veggie delight please
carlson: a man with class you are

by squelchnghh November 21, 2021

dirty carlson

A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.

My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson

by Gavin bbb November 21, 2020

Carlson Evidence

Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.

"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."

by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020

Josh Carlson

Sleeps like a woman

My gf does the Josh Carlson

by Rob Carlson January 7, 2021

Carlsoned

To close with excessive force.

He carlsoned the shit out of that door!

by Meatlegend July 25, 2022