dirty capricorn

This girl, she is an absolute dirty capricorn .... she gave me a good ol rusty trombone last night. But that wasn't enough for her... she then proceeded to ask me if I could give her a Russian submarine. But instead I gave her the dirty pirate and my patriot pooped on her.

by anonymous July 5, 2020

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Capricorn Killing Season

When a Capricorn gets fed up with people in their life who don't meet their expectations they cut ties with them, sometimes without warning.

Its officially Capricorn Killing Season and you all have been erased from my life.

by Nothavingit April 19, 2018

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Scorpio and Capricorn

The most toxic pairing/ relationship is a Scorpio and Capricorn one. Scorpio secrets and lies and Capricorn’s being nonchalant and selfish is the worst match in the world butttt... if you’re a Scorpio or a Capricorn and you are physically attached to each other go for it, it might not last buttt its exciting for a little.

Friend: “hey yk how I’m a Scorpio and my bf is a Capricorn, do you think a Scorpio and Capricorn relationship will last”?
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”

by rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.b!tch January 1, 2021

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Capricorn sex god

Jon

Jon is a Capricorn sex god

by Sherylio June 11, 2018

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Capricorn ♑️ (zodiac sign)

Workaholic. Last to leave the office. Strives to be successful and has excellent work ethic. Very loyal and will fight for the right person. Loves to travel new places and explore. Would enjoy living fully self sustainable in an off grid tiny home. Loves both Marvel and DC. Some favorites are certainly gambit and night crawler. Most common birthday is January 14th.

Capricorn ♑️ (zodiac sign) : (noun)10th zodiac sign. There is no better match for a Sagittarius than that of a Capricorn who identifies as a Gemini.

by Joooooorrrdaaaaayyy September 1, 2021

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