elanour calder

A beard covering up for One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Is told to date Louis Tomlinson so fans "Directioners" are tricked in to thinking that Louis and Harry are not homosexual. Managment won't stop at anything to keep Louis and Harry separated from eachother.

Interviewer:Louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)

elanour calder by _Larry_1992 December 2, 2013

called it

To say something before it happen that you predicted would

Girl: im pregnant
Guy: called it

called it by mattmv September 20, 2006

Cod caller 

A super fisherman with extraordinary talent for catching massive huge big cod

1 "Yep you guessed it! Cod caller struck again with a nice 60 pounder"
2. "What do you mean who? The cod caller is a household name around tin can"
3. "With the cod caller and the fish whisperer you cunts have got fuckin nothing
4. "He's just an environmental rapist that cod caller fella"
6. "You want fish? Call 1800CODCALLER. He'll get you fkn fish"

Cod caller by gibbalatte April 18, 2017

Brazilian Cable Car 

When you bust a nut on your woman’s pussy and string it all the way to her anus.

: a variation of the traditional cable car

He forgot his condoms at work so he gave her a Brazilian cable car for her birthday.

Brazilian Cable Car by Steve&Kerrie March 27, 2019

The Caleb Finn Roach

The Caleb Finn Roach is the most rare species of Cockroaches. It is found in Melbourne Australia. The only other place you would find one would be online.

The Caleb Finn Roach is the most fun to find.

The Caleb Finn Roach by AnImAl.scientist December 8, 2019

Gay Caleb 

A Male grocery store clerk with a strong sign of homosexuality.

Gay Caleb loves toilet Paper.

Gay Caleb by Jeweliajulio April 2, 2020

next caller 

Used to indicate annoyance and disapproval of one’s behavior or actions; analogous to “I’m done with you”

I’m so tired of these racist tik tok stars with their half-assed apologies. NEXT CALLER!!

next caller by yurrrt April 29, 2020