Don't call me that in public.

The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.

It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.

Does not necessarily need to be used in public.

Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."

by Lunaman January 29, 2007

plopped call

Dropping your phone in a toilet or urinal.

Sorry we got cutoff, I had a plopped call. I accidently dropped my phone in the toilet.

by SADSAD November 13, 2013

OG Call

The final say of an "Original Gangster." OG calls can only be made by leaders/founders and former leaders/founders of a street gang who still hold influence over their set, another set, or a set in prison due to their status as an Original Gangster.

OG's get a limited number of calls and must use it wisely. When an OG makes their call, their decision cannot be contested or refused. Every other gang member must respect that call and honor it regardless of their opinion.

OG: "This is my homeboy from the set - Hoover Deuce - and I'm keepin' him."
Gang leader: "He ain't no Deuce. He's a mothafuckin' sherm-head."
OG: "This is a OG call. I'm keepin' him."
Gang leader: "OG? Fuck!"

by zepwik October 31, 2020

Call of Duty

An amazing way to keep your virginity

Girl: Hey, you wanna come over?

Guy: Nah im playing call of duty

by TheGreatestManThatEverLived March 17, 2010

mooty call

A booty call that seems promising, but ultimately never pans out.

Turned out my booty call was nothing but a mooty call. I mean she was like, "sure, why not?" And I was like, "Hellz yeah! Gimme ten minutes," and she goes, "well I still have my girlfriend here, we're doin' shots of tequila, " And I was like, "make it five!" She laughs, and I'm thinking, "Well, allriiight," Then all of a sudden, she starts yelling, "Not on my new couch! Not on my new..." And I hear in the background, "BLAHHH!" "My new couch! ... Bitch, the bathroom's right there! You ruined..." BAM! She drops phone. I'm like, That shit better not have blown the speakers on my Blackberry! I can now hear the sink running and lots of scuttling back and forth, cursing, then the phone picks up and I'm like, "Hello? Everything alright?" And someone says, "Yeah, I just threw up a little." It's her friend! She sounds way hot too! All raspy. I'm about to ask her what flavor of Listerine she wants me to bring her, when I hear, "a little? a LITTLE?! You own me a new suede sectional, bitch! Put down that phone! I said put down that-" Then I think the bitch puked into the phone, cause everything got really loud then suddenly silent. Called her back a couple of times, but all I got was her voicemail."

by thedalaiLummox August 31, 2010

piss call

When one wakes up in the middle of the night to urinate, one is having a piss call.

Too much beer; I had three piss calls last night.

by Cranberry Bob January 24, 2020

call the judge and get some fudge

Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.

Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge

by maagik January 13, 2019