by Zach B November 18, 2004

They’re pirates of the buttholes. They fuck buttholes and store their treasure up there. So they can come and get it back. And they put an “X” on your forehead so they know where the treasure is at. If you go in their butthole, they’ll fuck your shit up. Butt pirates are really gay, because they like buttholes.
by The True Ass Pirate September 19, 2011

by Bryan davis April 28, 2005

by FeFe May 13, 2005

by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015

Homosexual that is trying to loot your booty. Has connotations of the theft of booty in a coercive manner from the unwilling.
"Why don't you relax and free yourself from all those blocks that society has imposed upon you, fun can be found in the most incredible places..." - "Aaaargh, butt pirates!!! To your fighting positions matees we are under attaaaack!"
by Morklor February 22, 2009

A person who enters the anal canal during a sexual encounter without his partners consent. Gives new meaning to the term "Booty".
Sally "Billy took it a little too far last night, he said it slipped but I don't believe him."
Susie "You know Sally, I always knew Billy was a Butt Pirate."
Susie "You know Sally, I always knew Billy was a Butt Pirate."
by Silly Bill February 10, 2010
