tommy bumfinger

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

beaver bumpin

When two women bump vaginas to get their pleasure.

(: Female -->|<-- Female :)

by Dr. Smith May 10, 2005

e-bay bumping

Manipulating the price of an e-bay auction by simply placing a bid with no intention to buy, but rather to increase price more rapidly for the seller. Should the bumper be the winner of the auction, they will be transafered the money by the seller after payment, and give him back his goods.

Sometimes this occurs when the bumper simply wants to annoy others by pushing the price to ridiculous amounts near the end of the auction so desperate bidders place higher bids. These people also enjoy pestering the seller with questions about thier sexuality and underwear hygeine.

Spotting e-bay bumping is quite hard, since many n00bs unintentionally push the price up by placing consequtive increasing amounts for the same item within minutes.

If you notice that an item has a bidder who has placed multiple bids for an item, check thier feedback. If you notice this person has bought several items over a long period of time from the current seller, you have probably uncovered a scam, and should report it.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

bumpin tators

when a women is getting double penetrated, the two men have there testicles touch.

Brian and Chad were bumpin tators while slamming Karen

by Bear Watchers December 29, 2009

bumwife

A wife who looks like a bum. T-shirts, pajama bottoms, weight gain and SUVs are popular with bumwives.

My gf was a hottie, but we got married and had a kid. Now she is a bumwife.

by Jay Fanzen June 3, 2010

Bumping Castles

When two dudes bump there erect cocks into each other.

Hey Tommy later after we snort some crack. Do you want to try bumping castles? Yes Mark! But only if I can dock your hard cock! (see docking)

by Big Pantie Slayer August 6, 2012

Burwinkeled

V.

1. When someone asks you to step out of a photo with them implying insult from the burwinkeler.
2. To be factually corrected, similar to being "lawyered" as made famous by the popular sitcom "How I Met your Mother".

3. Subtle, sometimes passive aggressive insult.

Ex: Hey guys can I get a photo of you two(negating others present or already framed in the shot)? "Dude, you just got burwinkeled!"

by Natou Shabi January 20, 2014