john wilkes boof

When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer

Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....

by Pfunk July 12, 2017

Boof

To abuse any licit or illicit substance via insertion into one's rectum.

Dude, I just saw Brian boofing some booze last night at a party. Rad!

by Beans n rice October 20, 2013

Boof

Honestly, I don't know what it means but some kid in my Italian class keeps on threatening to do it to the teacher

Gerry wants to boof Signor Vita

by Bitcharoux April 6, 2019

Boof Funnel

A funnel similar to that used in the automotive industry which is placed inside the anus to assist in the intake of larger quantities of powdered drugs.....at a Disco Biscuit concert.

John bent Heather over and inserted the boof funnel into her anus

by highass March 20, 2010

boof ass

Used to define someone who is really dumb or you think is dumb for something they do.

You guys play csgo? Y'all are a bunch of boof ass bandwagons.

by Boofyass July 18, 2017

boofage

To butt-fuck multiple times, ie plural.

Aww that was some damn fine boofage (spunks up her ass)...

by Callum May 25, 2003

boof ass nigga

a dusty ass nigga
a retarded, autistic retard

that boof ass nigga got robbed of all dem goodies

by boofassniggas December 16, 2018