bonechilada

Erect penis, wrapped in a tortilla and offered for sex

Hey baby, you hungry? I've got this nice, hot bonechilada for you.

by flyingdog January 19, 2008

Broneymoon

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.

To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.

by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008

Bone hawking

When a man or a women stares at another mans package

guys1: Wtf man why you staring at my package bro?
guys2: What do you mean?
guys1: I mean your bone hawking me!

by Tegro May 4, 2011

Kenneth Bone

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.

Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"

by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016

Soft Bone

A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.

Too much booze last night gave me the soft bone so she just blew me and a nut buttered her tonsils.

by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

bone hawk

When one guy tries to check out another guy's unit at the urinal.

I hate pissing next to Fred. He always tries to bone hawk me.

by jdogtex December 27, 2008

we're boned

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.

fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."

by castle May 24, 2006