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feel binded

the act of hating hanging out with people but also hating being alone
that girl is so feel binded she needs to get her shit together
by fuckingdumbasf September 19, 2019
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Blinded by the BJ

When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!

You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!

You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!

Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!

You: alright.. Whatever you say...

Later

Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was

fucking disgusting!?

You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
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brided

u say my dog is going to be groomed, but what if he wants to be brided? how dare u assume his sexualality
by UrbanMaster November 7, 2017
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binded

When a couple has matching tattoos. : D
me and my boo are binded
by D-23 June 6, 2009
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branded

To be branded popularised by the movie Branded (2012) meaning a person compleatly unaware that he or she falls for every bullshit hyped up add or lastest fad campain on tv and in short is a marketeers wet dream!
"Dude, No i dont want to duck into maccas,look at yourself your branded they fuck'n own you"!
by tootncoote December 14, 2013
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blinded by the light

George felt embarrassed when his sister caught him blinded by the light.
by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007
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snow blinded

After your girl's asleep or passed-out, you cum on her eye-lids, so when she wakes up the next morning, it's dried and she can't open her eyes.
That bitch passed out on me, so I snow blinded her ass.
by W. Free December 29, 2007
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