Douche Brigade

A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.

I was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. Soon there were 6 including me, I realized I was amidst a douche brigade and I quickly stepped out of the circle. The males were like "white-on-rice" at the scent of a single female.

by Randal Smothers January 6, 2008

Green Welly Brigade

Members of the upper-middle class who participate in countryside pursuits such as riding, fox hunting, shooting skeet, etc. Distinguishable by their green Wellington boots and wax jackets. Orig. UK

“I felt like a right eejit on holiday with his family, being as I can barely ride, and they practically head up the Green Welly Brigade and all."

by Alexandra July 26, 2004

dildo brigade

(noun)
a) a large quantity; an obscene unitary amount of something

(literally)
a)a large group and/or team, each of whose members brandish a large, plastic phallus

i found a dildo brigade of used condoms under my girlfriend's bed

by Erich the Great May 22, 2008

idiot brigade

Occurs mostly in interstate driving, when vehicles line up next to each other in parallel lanes, and then go the exact same speed, usually slow, so that nobody behind them can pass them or go any faster. This leads to an angry pileup of slowly moving traffic, which is referred to as an idiot brigade.

Frequently involves semis.

This phenomenon most often occurs on 2 lane highways, but has been known to occur across 3 or more lanes when idiots are very determined or exceedingly oblivious.

It took me longer than usual to make the drive because I got stuck in an idiot brigade going 55 miles an hour for about 12 miles.

by Brooky224 November 8, 2007

Charge of the light brigade

A verb. To do or perform a very brave inspired, but ultimately foolish, self-crippling and suicidal act. Can be put in both social and political context.

"Going on stage was a total charge of the light brigade..."

by LHG April 10, 2007

tinfoil hat brigade

A nickname for the mentally deranged members of the US State Department and the National Security Council who were all attempting to execute the smooth quid pro quo for Putin’s Bitch himself.

All of these superstars like Pompeo, Barr, Volker...and even the littler wise guys like Giuliani and his thugs...they are all part of the tinfoil hat brigade and will go down in history as such!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Dorkus Brigade

Another name for the Cadets.

"Omfg! Here come the Dorkus Brigade again!"
or
"Holy shit you joined the Dorkus Brigade?!"

by DreesedLikeViolence April 26, 2008