brett

Someone with a tiny ass dick, Usally white and cant get pussy. Will forever be alone.

Guy: Did you see that brett in the corner.
Girl: Yea what tiny-dicked faggot.

by LonelyIrishDude August 18, 2016

Brett

The name of a guy who typically stands 6' tall with blond hair, piercing blue eyes and a laugh that makes you want to laugh along side him. He could survive a lifetime on sandwiches, protein shakes, trail mix and not to mention a healthy dose of oral. (give or get, he's not picky) Brett's are usually doters (look it up people, it's not that difficult) and enjoy activities such as "plowing" and finding new ways to reference his penis -- while simultaneously hating grocery shopping and begging for road head. Brett's will always be the one that got away if you let him pass...so judge wisely women!!

Questions: "Who's the man??!?"
Answer: "BRETT is, bitch!"

by Michaela aka The Phantom April 7, 2009

Brett

won’t tell u he’s bisexual but is definitely bisexual. very tall and scary. secretly loves a boy named alex dearly.

brett: alex i love u !

alex: we been knew

by TrashTheTown July 16, 2018

brett

Someone with a tiny ass dick, Usally white and cant get pussy. Will forever be alone.

Guy: Did you see that brett in the corner.
Girl: Yea what tiny-dicked faggot.

by LonelyIrishDude August 18, 2016

Brett

Is a person who stalks women such as Averie

Brett was stalking Averie

by BLantzalot June 24, 2019

brett

brett has a small penis and is ugly to all.
if you are skinny and white you have a small dick.

brettsucksdick

by john wick1233333 September 28, 2018

Brett

Brett? The dumbest fuck in the bunch!
Can be sweet when he wants,But is also a huge JACKASS!
Never usually falls hrd for anyone,only on ocasions.
He`s a hick,for sure! Would go GAY for a Dakota or an Andy. Brett,is a douche bag. The end!
Bye:)

Brett,is a FUCKTARD!

by SEX:) March 11, 2010