bread

THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!

BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by who says I have a plan? July 18, 2020

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bread clot

the bloated stuffed feeling you get in your throat and stomach from eating too much of a bread product, such as bread, pasta, doughnuts, cookies, etc...

Crap, I ate so much pizza that I'm having trouble breathing and my stomach feels like it's about to explode...I must have a bread clot.

by carpet bagger July 20, 2011

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bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

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clown bread

When your such a clown that your not even considered a clown anymore. You're considered something even more stupid.

Basically the superiority to clown

Guy 1: Your such a clown bro!
Guy 2: 🤡🍞
Guy 1: *dies to how powerful the clown bread is*

by YourEverydayRetard March 12, 2021

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the ninja bread man

a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.

"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"

"what do u think killed him detective?"

"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"

by pigaloo September 30, 2009

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