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breaking benjamin

a GREAT band. sucks cuz they arent that popular. buy there cd!!!
by Yvonne August 10, 2004
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breadtangle

An Italian-esque serving of pizza sometimes headlining lunch at cheerleader, so and so, whats her face, and the ugly one's school.

Not to be confused with the breadpazoid, breadallelogram, or brhombus.
"And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza..."
by doregard January 18, 2005
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breaking benjamin

an excellent band that unfortunately over in the uk is practically unknown.
Best Songs: Polyamorous, So Cold (in my opinion
So, just when you think that you're alright, I'm crawling out from the inside, I never hurt anyone, I never listened at all!
by Deathbyspoons August 9, 2004
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breading

The act of using bread, which is unweighted, to get any goods for free using the self checkout service.
Yo Jamal, you breading today?
by Co-Founder of Bread Limited November 14, 2019
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breathing down your neck

someone annoying you to complete a task
When you're an hour away from the deadline for that spreadsheet of "value-adding actionable items" and your boss is breathing down your neck
by Rapture1 October 12, 2010
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Breaking Dawn

The fourth and final installment of the hugely popular saga, Twilight. It is best know for lacking a decent, gripping plot that makes sense, and the creation of a mutant-vampire-baby-freak Renesmee.

A 12 step sum up of Breaking Dawn
1. Bella marries Edward in a sickeningly-sweet wedding.

2. They go on honeymoon and consummate their marriage (although re-reading is needed to understand that they actually did do it) using pillows and headboards.

3. Edward beats the shit out of Bella during the unmentioned act and vows not to do it again until she is a vampire (which, in all honestly, is really quiet sensible and realistic), but she then seduces him and they continue the unmentioned.

4. Bella becomes pregnant by mutant vampire sperm attacking her womb. Edward know this will hurt her and wants her to get rid of it (again, sensible), but Bella stupidly falls in love with the baby freak and will not allow it.

5. The pregnancy is dragged on through about 100 pages of boringness interspersed with gross vampire pregnancy-ness.

6. Bella FINALLY gives birth in a terrifying R rated movie way, which involved the baby exploding from her insides (think if the movie Alien), which breaking her bones, basically destroying her. Oh yeah, and Edward gives her a C-section with his teeth. Yum.

7. Jacob the werewolf imprints on the mutant baby. Poor Jacob.

8. Bella becomes a vampire and they all play happy family for about 200 VERY LONG pages.

9. The Volturi find out about the mutant baby Reneesme, uh-oh. Finally some action!

10. Preparations are made for the Volturi's arrival; you begin to feel slightly interested in the book, wondering who will die (hopefully the freak child).

11. The Volturi come, 100 pages of discussion and they leave. No fight, no (real) deaths. The suspense was for nothing. You begin to start the fire to burn the book.

12. They return to playing happy family. Insert book in fire.

Yeah, Breaking Dawn. The only thing it has broken is thousands of dedicated fans' souls. Thanks Meyer.
Fan 1: Did you read Breaking Dawn?
Fan 2: Yeah, I just finished it now.
Fan 1: Wanna come found to my house and burn it with me?
by behappy48 March 29, 2009
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breaking bad

A colloquialism popular in the American Southwest referring to when someone has taken a turn off the path of the straight and narrow, when they've deviated from what's right.
Walter White was a wholesome strait-laced family man and working class high school chemistry teacher; but when he was diagnosed with advanced lung cancer he began breaking bad, turning to a life of crime, manufacturing and selling methamphetamine.
by J3NNIF3R November 24, 2011
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