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Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023
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Dinas bran

A school in the middle of nowhere (llangollen) and parents think they’re sending their kids to a good school when actually it’s the skattiest and rummest of them all, you will see many girls walking round with barely a skirt. And the lads r just cunts.
Hahah they’re from dinas bran eee get gone
by 123cookiecutter June 9, 2020
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lil bran

Lil Bran is an artist to out for in 2019
by Rebecca Sky June 23, 2019
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Bran stalked

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.

from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
"I bran stalked Bran Stark for this brand new bran man"-the ice king, season 8 of throw of games
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Bran

Bran is god, creator of lightning, father of the small one, and lover of turtles.
If we don't find Bran a turtle he will kill us with his lightning powers.
by Hahapeepee March 4, 2020
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Blazin Bran

Having the munchies and grabbing a bowl of Raisin Bran to demolish
Dude 1: Bro I’m so hungry after that sesh, whatchu got in the kitchen?
Dude 2: *Shrugs*
Dude 1: Oh shit here’s a half eaten bowl of Blazin Bran I can have!
by Jumbo Plum March 31, 2019
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Raisin bran

One person throws up on another's butt and he poops a raisin textured poop on his chest.
She gave me a raisin bran last night.
by Thegamerblocky May 29, 2023
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