A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023
Get the Bran flake mug.A school in the middle of nowhere (llangollen) and parents think they’re sending their kids to a good school when actually it’s the skattiest and rummest of them all, you will see many girls walking round with barely a skirt. And the lads r just cunts.
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Get the lil bran mug.when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.
from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
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Get the Bran mug.Dude 1: Bro I’m so hungry after that sesh, whatchu got in the kitchen?
Dude 2: *Shrugs*
Dude 1: Oh shit here’s a half eaten bowl of Blazin Bran I can have!
Dude 2: *Shrugs*
Dude 1: Oh shit here’s a half eaten bowl of Blazin Bran I can have!
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