by anonamyse August 29, 2011
by James lepley June 19, 2018
by fymFUCKME December 03, 2019
out my face brandon
by ghostboii2121 February 06, 2019
my boyfriend. the most perfect person in the world. i love him so much it’s not even funny anymore. he has a big dick too
i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)
by ur mum lol 69420 February 21, 2021
a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.
calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?
zahn:
ye
calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.
zahn: wow, brandon is a god
calvin:
ye
hey, you heard about brandon?
zahn:
ye
calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.
zahn: wow, brandon is a god
calvin:
ye
by brandizzy July 27, 2018
some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.
by ayooooooooooo July 30, 2021