blumkin

the act of receiving head while taking a shit

Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."

Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."

Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."

by nickqz October 11, 2009

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Brokeback Blumkin

The term Brokeback Blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and has his male partner will come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

JT really enjoyed it when Neil gave him that Brokeback Blumkin last night.

by G W December 28, 2007

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One Beer Bufkin

A person who can only handle one beer at a time before becoming extremely drawn

Bro I can handle my liquor, I'm not a one beer bufkin

by Marc with a c July 2, 2017

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two-story blumkin

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.

Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.

by gradeAwood October 26, 2009

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69 blumkin

i thought of this myself, its when you are taking a dump in your bathroom and your partner decides to come in and suck your penis, thus making it a blumkin. but instead you flip her upside down and start to lick her vagina making the 69 position thus making it a 69 blumkin

dude omg she blew me while i was takin a shiz and i was all, "imma return the favor" so while she was still suckin i fliped her upside down and i ate her out at the same time yeah. she was like i love 69 and i love blumkins, i love the 69 blumkin.

by L.Duffel September 9, 2010

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