Blue Balls

The time i scribbled on my balls with a sharpie, that is blue balls.

Me- "MOMMMMMMMM!!!!! I HAVE BLUE BALLS AGAIN!!!"
Mom- "Ill get the turpentine..."

by Capn Ben December 21, 2005

blue balls

What a tease considers as her trophey

what i LOVE to give my boyfriend (dont worry, i eventually relieve him, i just like to claim my trophy first

I'm known as a tease. I like to get a guy so goin then just stop and they get blue balls. SCORE!! another point for Beka

by BeKa February 4, 2005

blue balls

when a guy says his balls are in extreme pain because he cant cum . WHICH THE WORD BLUE BALLS IS A STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT LIE just to get in girls pants

GUY: keep going, don't stop... just keep sucking ma dick.

GIRL: no im done.

GUY: ah fuck, you're giving me damn blue balls

GIRL: fuck you bitch ima guy too, i neva got blue balls.

by lalala ms blue balls November 26, 2011

blue balls

Also known as vasocongestion.

I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 6, 2005

blue balls

when u get a male horny and don't allow him to bust you just make him so horny by rubbing his balls or dick then leaving him without ejaculating

My boyfriend refused to buy me dinner, so later that night i rubbed him and did a couple up downs and gave him the worst blue balls ever. i turned him on so much he was never harder but i never let him bust.

by bitchychicky December 17, 2007

blue-ball

when a person of the male gender approches his climax and then does not climax either because a parent walks in or his partner is playing a cruel joke

dude 1: did you have fun with sally last night?
dude 2: fuck no, the bitch blue-balled me when her parents came home
dude 1: dude that sucks
dude 2: no man, she doesnt suck

by petey pablo May 14, 2003

blue balls

when a girl doesn't get completely satisfied, she takes his dick out of her pussy and won't let him cum on her tits. so all that God damn delicious cum stays stuck in his firm cock and retracts back into his nuts, therefore giving him...blue balls.

Sally: O GOD!!! FUCK ME!!!!
Henry: ok!!!
5 minutes later
Sally: this is the worst sex ever! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy)
Henry: WAIT!! i'm ready to cum!!!
Sally: NO! you can keep your blue balls!!! learn how to fuck a pussy!!!

by wet_pussy_710509 July 30, 2006