Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

Blowhole

When you have a penis in your mouth and it ejaculates. Rather than swallowing you blow the load out of your nose.

“Hey, I heard you did a blowhole last night.”
“Yeah, so much jizz came out of my nose.”

by Cmd1787 January 27, 2018

Blowholeing

When accidentally try to reverse clear a bong and the water shoots out the stem.

Damn, this nigga over here blowholeing his shit again!

by Dontknowitall May 30, 2019