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turd-blogging

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.
Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.
by Jimmy Simpson January 12, 2008
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Bitch-blogging

When you spend your time on a computer whining and bitching about things that you can’t change and your friends start wondering if you’re still sane.
“Where’s Chuck these days?”
“He spends his time bitch-blogging and he doesn’t even make sense any more.”

“Hey! You’re white as a ghost and how much junk food have you been eating?”
“Cool down. I just can’t let them get away with some of those lies.”
“Bitch-blogging, huh?"
by Abitenunc September 19, 2011
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Stalk Blogging

Is when a Fellow Blogger, who Follows you, re-blogs or re-posts almost All Your Content in their feed from you.
Not necessarily a Bad Thing (they do appreciate your content) --- but it gets to be a bit deja vu when you are looking in your feed (if you follow them).
This guy is stalk blogging me - he must really like my posts.
by Tankai July 1, 2014
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Borging

On the browsergame Travian, the act of sending one's entire army at someone in the full expectation it will be killed. Usually as a prelude to deleting from the game.
I have decided to quit the game so I am borging my army into the North-East.
by undead1054 June 27, 2009
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blogring.net

Whore land controlled by a retard dictator named Michael Zhang.
Welcome to blogring.net! Your identity has been jacked!
by zhangmike January 26, 2005
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blogging 4

Blogging 4. Blogging 4 actually skips two levels, 2 and 3, and takes blogging so far into the future that no one can really keep up. Upon experiencing blogging 4 you will probably shit yourself at some point. Hey, when you take things to the next level, skipping levels in the process, well, things happen and some of it is not so cool. But what is cool is Blogging 4. So put your crash helmet on and get ready.
Blogging 4: (example blog, Grooming Tips)

Super Cuts.
Hair Masters.
Great Clips.

Here is the dilemma. What is the best: Super, Great or a Master? After taking the challenge, Wexley has deduced that being a hair “Master” is actually far superior to having a “Super” cut -which is actually much better than having a “Great” clip. What makes the Master of hair better is the free shampoo and scalp massage. One Wexley tester actually almost fell asleep while soaking in the warm water and gentle touch of the hair “Master”.

Of course, it makes sense that Super is much better than just Great anyhow, but given the speedy, “get you in and out without actually giving a shit about you or your hair” service can only leave you at the “Great” level. Also if you look into history, anything super, like Superpowers, Super heroes, Super markets are much better than anything just great, like Great ____, see there, that’s the problem.

In summary, if you want the best cut go to Hair Masters. They are the Masters and your hair will be happy.
by Wexley School for Girls December 25, 2008
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grass roots blogging

1. The act of blogging for the self (i.e. a personal blog), not for income.
2. The act of blogging for the masses, but not specifically for the income potential of the entries (i.e. interesting, thoughtful entries that are not specifically written to draw higher-paying advertisements and cost-per-click rates).
1. I like Jim's blog. He's a great grass roots blogger.
2. Did you see Maddox's blog? He's interesting and entertaining... really grass roots.
by FyreHOU June 12, 2005
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