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Dutch Blindfold

DBF \DEE-bee-eff\, noun:
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole
"The sum total length of Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just blow your mind?"

Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."
by shenaynay_digguns November 30, 2006
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Hebrew Blindfold

When a man puts his testicles on a women's (or man's) eyes and thes bends his penis round and then inserts it up her nose.
Guy 1: Hey I gave my girlfriend a hebrew blindfold yesterday

Guy 2: WTF, that's some hardcore shit
by Hebrew Blindfold FTW September 12, 2010
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Tibetan Blindfold

Noun; During sex, the male ejaculates in the female (or male)'s eyes, causing them to temporarily lose their eyesight, or "have a blindfold."
Guy: Dude i totally gave this girl Lia a Tibetan Blindfold last night!
by filopastry October 9, 2014
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blindfolded pretzel

A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.
by Nogdog October 16, 2014
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blindfold masturbation

A situation in which people put on blindfolds and masturbate people they cannot see.
The teacher lead a blindfold masturbation session with his students.
by 66991234 December 3, 2017
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blindshot

bull's eye, 0ptimus's election forecasting platform
blindshot is only but a blindshot
by underbitch June 16, 2018
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Blindfoldedworld

A world that has blinded themselves with lies to detain themselves foreseeing the truth
Blindfoldedworld can be used in any way to describe Situations that are happening in society.
by Seegggs16 July 21, 2022
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