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son-of-bleach

Maybe foreigners instead of trying to be English-rude with that 'son-of-bitch' phrase, could use this less vulgar 'son-of-bleach' as directed towards a Caucasian male?
At airport security check:

I am not a terrorist and Yes! I wish to comply with the safety regulations, you son-of-bleach!
by Better Boris December 29, 2009
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anal bleaching

Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.

The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.

The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.

When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.

This last observation puzzled Canula.
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Sending you love and stings on Beeday
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bleach brave souls

A mobile game based of the anime " {Bleach} " created by Klab Games.
BBS (Bleach Brave Souls) Is a gacha game not based on skill but RNG
Person 1: "I spent 5k orbs on Unohana and got nothing but 4 stars"
Person 2: "that sucks man,the rates are trash I got nothing but dupes"
Person 3: "You guys still play BBS? I quit ages ago"
Bleach Brave Souls...
by fwossy November 28, 2018
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Bleached Elbows

There is only one thing yu need to know about bleached elbows
And it's the fact that this band is everything you will ever need in life
by Perzephone December 18, 2019
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Bladangus

Bladangus has no meaning which is why it is the best word, it can mean whatever you want it to mean.
person 1: I'm going to the store do you want anything?
person 2: Yeah get me some bladangus.
person 1: What.
bladangus: bladangus.
by JustSomeGuy125 April 9, 2020
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