Bland umami

A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.

She's such bland umami

by sachikatdare July 09, 2015

Madi Bland

The biggest slut you will ever meet.

You know Madi Bland? That sucks!!!!!!!

by fiuebjfnd November 30, 2015

bland gay

A homosexual who likes a handful of people of the opposite sex. This term is used to mock those who use “spicy straight”

“Those kpop guys are lowkey hot.”
“But you’re gay lol.”
“No. I’m a ✨bland gay✨.”

by that bisexual kpop weeb September 11, 2020

Jaylen Bland

If you happen to have one of these people , hold on and enjoy them while you can . They will feel like the best thing that has ever happened to you , but it will feel like total shit whenever they leave . while your with them you might think , they won't ever leave me , but trust me they will . Don't hold on so tightly , trying to save you the trouble . But overall their a pretty good amazing person , and is very impactful . :) - niyah5kid

I love you Jaylen Bland but I hate you at the same time :)

by Niyahpooh March 26, 2022

luke bland

"Luke bland" is a boy who like to tongue punch other boys asshole on days that end on a 'Y', also loves receiving a dirty chewbakka

By Ikatam

Luke bland loves a tongue punch

by Ikatam September 16, 2017

bland out

Defines a state of boredom or a lost sense of direction. Can also be used to define a "choke" or "whiff".

1.Damn dude I feel bland out, there's nothing useful about me.

2.Sheesh bro you bland out that clutch though but good try.

3. You good? You bland out on B site bro, bomb planted on A.

by wirelessmoke May 11, 2021

Arial Bland

The scientific term for the condition where your eyes and brain stop focusing on text properly because the font used is not very good.

Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.

"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!? STOP XEROXING YOUR ARSE WITH THE OFFICE PHOTOCOPIER!"

"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."

by Oni-91 February 04, 2010