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Bitches be crazy

Not so much a blunt statement as it is a motto in life. This simple yet profound observation states what we all think about bitches and their ways and sums up into simple terms the craziness that they be.

Not all women are bitches, and not even all bitches are women, but the bitches that be are, in fact, crazy.

The correct reply upon hearing this is to echo it back in confirmation.
guy1: Last week my ex scratched a giant cock onto the side of my car, and just today I got a text from her asking me to take her back.... the fuck?!?

guy2: Dude, bitches be crazy.

guy1: Bitches be crazy.
by P1k4 July 23, 2011
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Bitches be Trifling

Said in response to news of bitches being shady, of ill or ulterior motives, conceded, cheaters, liars, ect.

that type shit.
Dude 1: dog Courtney slid in my DM's and asked for dick last night
Dude 2: wait I thought she was with Brian??
Dude 1: skkkssks
dude 2: bruHHHh lmfaoo bitches really fucking be trifling out here

Brain: hey man.. i just found out Courtney cheated on me
David: dammmnnnn the fuck, with who
Brain: Dude 1, of all fucking people.
David: Damn thats fucked. bitches be trifling.
by Thot-Hunter May 25, 2019
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angel bites

The term given to two piercings on opposite sides of the upper lip.
Angel bites are very simular to snake bites, but on the upper lip rather than the lower lip.
by [iMod] July 13, 2007
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Bubblegum Bitches

A pretty girl who breaks boys heart for the fun of it. May also be dumb
GUY: She's so hot
FRIEND: Oh no you don't , she is one of those Bubblegum Bitches
by ebi 25 September 18, 2016
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bethesda

1. Basically Potomac except with eight times as many restaurants, three times as many crazy soccer moms, half the number of polo shirts and a shorter commute into DC.
2. City in which walking in any direction for fifteen minutes will inevitably lead you to a Starbucks.
3. Suburbia trying to be urban.
4. Place in which it is extremely dangerous to be a small property, business or house because you are statistically certain to eventually be bought by a rich developer, torn down, built up ten stories high and be sold at ten times your original price.
5. The weekend haunt of slutty-looking pre-teens wearing short skirts or trying to skateboard.
6. Where you will never find a parking space ever, and if you do it won't matter because the restaurant will have a three hour wait anyways.
7. Somewhere deceivingly entertaining, since the only real thing to do is eat or visit Barnes&Noble.
8. A limiting factor when it comes to getting into college, since everyone around you is an overachieving freak who does three sports, is in theatre, edits the yearbook, and is on SGA.
Person from Bethesda: Hi, I'm from Bethesda.
Person Not from Bethesda: Hi, you must be a rich snobby fuck.
PFB: Well yeah kind of, but at least I'm not from Potomac where it's illegal to wear clothes that cost less than $500 per square inch of fabric.
PNFB: Fair point. Wanna go spend an absurd amount of money on movie tickets?
PFB: Sure, but only if we go to the Row since UA/Lowes is sure to be overpopulated by 10-year-old hookers.
PNFB: Good call.
by Jelled February 28, 2005
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bitches should be seen not heard

What you say in response to a noisy ho or a friend's complaints about a female that talks too much.
Mike Tyson: I felt very hurted when my wife brought up my problems with premature ejaculation into a conversation. I wanted to gouge her eyes out, stomp on her ovaries, and murder her children. Bitches should be seen not heard you know?
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*
by tahrone up in this bitch May 30, 2009
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bunch of bitches

A bunch of annoying people, frequently women who talk way too much, but can also apply to men as well.

Can be abbreviated using B. O. B. (rapper not related)
Look at those stupid bunch of bitches, they're all terrorists.
by DENNIS PLAYING TENNIS November 26, 2015
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