dough beater

When you beat a fat chick with your penis, then you jizz all over her tits.

"Hey how did your date go with that fat chick?"- Joe
"Awww, man, I totally did a dough beater! I was so fucking drunk! Next time you're MY wingman!-You

by She-Ra Princess of Power December 15, 2010

Bathroom Beater

The technically not but low-key criminal act of beating your dick in the school/public bathroom. Even worse then shitting in a school/public bathroom.

Guy: Hey have you heard that Johnson is a Bathroom Beater?
Joe: What the fuck?

by Xx_EatItAndBeatIt_xX July 13, 2023

can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time

Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"

by chants_UwU May 18, 2022

The Savior of The Broken, The Beaten and The Damned

Is a line from a song called "Welcome to the Black Parade" but can be referred to Gerard Way, the singer of My Chemical Romance as well

A: Who's The Savior of The Broken, The Beaten and The Damned?
B:It's Gerard Way

by NatDogg6240 March 21, 2020

Buzzer-Beater

After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!

rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)

Stu: yo calen, you pull last night bra? I saw you chillin with the boys til mad late
Calen: Chyeaa boi, slayed a Buzzer-Beater.., was 1:55 and I pulled a clutch play, not gonna lie though she was a 4 at best
Stu: classic calen, slaying dragons, beating buzzers, #dragonslayer, #buzzerbeater #yolo #goalo

by buzzer_beater June 18, 2013

Bente

Bente is a beautiful, loving, smart lady. She is nice to a lot of people but when they do something wrong, she will end the friendship.

Meet my friend Bente!

by aaltje November 15, 2020

wife-beater shirt

The term is slang for a sleeveless white T-shirt – the kind famously worn by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky and Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire. Its reputation comes from those wearing the shirts while engaged in domestic violence.

"Check out that due in the dingy wife-beater shirt."

by The Trash Man May 24, 2014