social bedtime

“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.

It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!

by clb628 March 07, 2024

bedtime gift

The good good before you go to bed.

Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !

by Bedtime gift October 05, 2017

bedtime-beats

masturbating right before you go to sleep

Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats

by mgg528 July 07, 2011

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 14, 2017

Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.

Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.

by Crashy873 August 22, 2019

Bedtime Salad

A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes

Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad

by lotcrossbuns November 05, 2021

shhh... bedtime.

a nice/cute way to say "shut up."

someone is being too loud or being a jerk, so you say "shhh... bedtime."

by josie comeshome March 21, 2014