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shhh... bedtime.

someone is being too loud or being a jerk, so you say "shhh... bedtime."
by josie comeshome April 27, 2014
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Bedtime

Jimmy is you're bedtime
by mamguevo November 24, 2021
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Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.
We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.
by arf79 July 20, 2023
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Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
by anonymous September 30, 2023
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bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX
by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
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Bedtime

Bedtime is used in many different countries for children like Canada .Used by many parents like Sean uses it on Owen
Owen 9:30 bedtime
by Ilikeunderagekids January 10, 2022
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bedtime funtime

alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.
phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!
by #brunogang April 3, 2020
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