bedtime-beats

masturbating right before you go to sleep

Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

shhh... bedtime.

a nice/cute way to say "shut up."

someone is being too loud or being a jerk, so you say "shhh... bedtime."

by josie comeshome April 27, 2014

bedtime funtime

alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.

phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!

by #brunogang April 3, 2020

Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

by arf79 July 20, 2023

Bedtime

Bedtime is used in many different countries for children like Canada .Used by many parents like Sean uses it on Owen

Owen 9:30 bedtime

by Ilikeunderagekids January 10, 2022

bedtime-vs.-age debacle

Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.

Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018