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Anal Beadler

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.
After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.
by BushBaybee December 14, 2009
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Darcey Beal

absolute stud, sexlord, fake rovers fan, a god
your mum: Oh my god who is that sexgod?!
you: mum that’s Darcey Beal get on your knees!
by cumsplosion April 27, 2022
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Christian Beadles

Christian Beadles is a YouTuber who makes funny, wacky, and pretty interesting viral videos. One of his quotes are: I love to laugh and have fun. I love God, my family and my friends. Some of his interests are: Football, basketball, Lacrosse, soccer, tennis, skateboarding, racing motorcycles, and jumping! Some of his videos are: I aint No Fred Flintstones, Goofy Goober...Chipmunk Style, and Can u take my order.
Wow! That Christian Beadles sure is funny!
by LittletBachman July 24, 2010
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Barletta

The Barletta effect is when someone drinking from a plastic 2 liter bottle of soda puts their whole mouth over the top of the bottle and they just suck in the liquid so the bottle is overwhelmingly dented. Then they put the cap back on and put it in the refrigerator with the dents still existing.
Omfg Dan, stop smushing my Sprite bottle, nobody likes a Barletta
by Brian Ferratto August 10, 2006
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John Barleycorn

A little lepreauchan that sneaks into your room after you have a night of heavy drinking. He puts one foot on your chin and one foot on your nose and takes a wee crap in your mouth. Then cracks you in the head with his cane. This explains the bad taste in your mouth and headache when you wake up.
"Dude, you look like shit." "Yeah man, I got a visit from John Barleycorn last night."
by S.Alexander October 29, 2008
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beagle

A miniature Foxhound, solid and big for his inches, with the wear-and-tear look of the hound that can last in the chase and follow his quarry to the death.
Usually stand no more than fifteen inches to the shoulder.

OR

A talisman of British ineptness at space exploration... currently a probe lying in zillions of pieces on the surface of Mars.
"Look at that valiant Beagle ripping that helpless fox to shreds"

"We are currently unable to contact the Beagle 2 probe, but this does not, I repeat NOT mean we have failed"
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