Facts from studying bears
1. Bears are really fucking big
2. Bears are really fucking strong
3. Bears are really fucking cute
4. Bears are really fucking hairy
5. Bears don't give a fuck, got a gun they have a fucking claw
6. Bears have really fucking sharp claws
7. Bears don't need technology they're fucking bears they don't fucking give a shit
8. Bears know how to speak human they find it just too fucking hard
9. Bears are constantly surrounding the world Pandas, Brown Bears, Polar Bears, whats next, holy shit it's BLACK BEARS!
1. Bears are really fucking big
2. Bears are really fucking strong
3. Bears are really fucking cute
4. Bears are really fucking hairy
5. Bears don't give a fuck, got a gun they have a fucking claw
6. Bears have really fucking sharp claws
7. Bears don't need technology they're fucking bears they don't fucking give a shit
8. Bears know how to speak human they find it just too fucking hard
9. Bears are constantly surrounding the world Pandas, Brown Bears, Polar Bears, whats next, holy shit it's BLACK BEARS!
by NinjaTodd December 31, 2015
an affixed term used to further enrich or denounce a person's first or last name; most commonly applied to those easily agitated or those that show "bear"-like qualities
by Noticeably Anonymous May 23, 2005
Bears are large furry carnivores of the family Ursidae. Large bears can measure up to 14 feet tall when standing on their hind legs, and 2000 pounds (1 ton). Bears are found all over the world, but generally speak with pronounced Russian accents. Bears are known to enjoy raw salmon, with copious amounts of vodka. Never, under any circumstances, try to out-drink a bear. Their superior body mass and Russian-ness will allow them to drink you under the table without even getting tipsy. Many bears also enjoy Cuban cigars.
by RussianMexican July 24, 2008
A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
Aw hell, you are the Daddy! Guys in this category are Goldberg, Billy Mays, Richard Karn, the Bounty paper towel guy, blue-collar guys.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
Aw hell, you are the Daddy! Guys in this category are Goldberg, Billy Mays, Richard Karn, the Bounty paper towel guy, blue-collar guys.
by Daniel_Lee August 30, 2009
Another way of saying "cool" or "awesome." A word used to describe an object, event, person, or circumstance as crazy, insane, or badass.
1.
Hey, check out that tiger shark!
Dude, that thing is so beare!
2.
I just upgraded my car stereo, how beare is that?!
Hey, check out that tiger shark!
Dude, that thing is so beare!
2.
I just upgraded my car stereo, how beare is that?!
by urbandict1onary July 10, 2013
bear.
You are big and tough but you are a love bug, big cuddles, big warm hugs, kisses, and crazy sex.
You are big and tough but you are a love bug, big cuddles, big warm hugs, kisses, and crazy sex.
by Mjbear November 14, 2019
A large, husky man, with the body of a tank, hiding his 'bear-itude.' Usually by insisting they are not a bear, but being found out later in life. Bears are massive, husky, fur-covered, killing machines, with hearts the size of the moon. Though, never expose a bear. You will die.
by Whargle June 17, 2010