Fecal Beacon

When someone ends up shitting themselves, usually in a manner demanding attention.

In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.

John: Hey have you seen Smith?
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!

by Xasanak February 21, 2020

Barr beacon school

Nude central. All the girls send nudes and thinks it’s attractive, they then get baited out.
Don’t really get the point in nudes🧐 you slags.
Barr beacon is also full of boys who think they’re onit and try terror people but end up looking like begs and wet wipes (kJ, etc)

Mom, can I go to Barr beacon school?
No sweetheart!! That school is full of slags.

by Itsss_liky December 12, 2019

puerto rican beacon

Noun- this is when a puerto rican stares at you with such intensity, its like you're staring into the brights of a lighthouse.
usually triggered by racist comments, etc..

jimmy-hey, look at that queer puerto rican

Sam- carefull man, don't piss him off, hes on the verge of the puerto rican beacan.

jimmy-wut.

Jose-*puerto rican beacon*

-jimmy melts in pure terror-

by poopballs69 August 30, 2009

burning beacon of raw sexuality

when a woman has been freshly waxed,moistured and powdered,had her hair and nails done.got her hooker boot and a boostie and strutting her stuff.

Kylie anne

by kylie anne January 20, 2004

bacon beacon

that one poor guy in your school who all the fat and ugly chicks get crushes on, and is too nice of a guy to say no to a date with any of them

Jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon

by skitches101007 February 4, 2007

burning beacon of raw sexuality

1. Someone insanely hot

2. One who gives an instant boner/camel toe.

3. Mia Ashlee Wong

1. Pamela anderson is a burning beacon of raw sexuality.

2. dayum i'm so hard because of that burning beacon of raw sexuality.

3. MIA WONG!!! enough said.

by JayBEizFINE August 25, 2008

Tragedy Beacon

An individual who can't wait to talk about personal or widespread tragedy. In the old days, this was the town gossip who called everyone ASAP to spread the bad news. In the digital era, it can include using social media (status updates, tweets, etc.) to be the first to comment on bad news. Often done under the auspices of being concerned or "united", but invariably comes off as just being morbid, showboating douchebag/douchbaguette.

Joe: Did you see her tweets about the funeral this morning?

Dave: Yeah. What a tragedy beacon.

by GrumpusIncognito May 22, 2009