Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.
by DW's July 11, 2016
You know Madi Bland? That sucks!!!!!!!
by fiuebjfnd November 30, 2015
A homosexual who likes a handful of people of the opposite sex. This term is used to mock those who use “spicy straight”
by that bisexual kpop weeb September 11, 2020
During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 07, 2020
by Gamine Girl January 28, 2009
A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.
She's such bland umami
by sachikatdare July 09, 2015
When someone/a company creates a new brand identity and it is boring and blah (bland) - doesn't do anything for the brand and is pretty much worse than the brand was to begin with.
Customer 1: Did you notice the new logo for that computer store.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.
by DaveMK March 02, 2010