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Baseball Ass

the most beautiful product of playing baseball for years, and an attractive trait. the baseball pants showcase the tight athletic ass, thus making it a baseball ass within the pants. NOT seen on players that are wayyy fat or wayyy skinny. just the hot ones.
Tyler's baseball ass got him any girl he wanted cause his baseball ass showed up in every other pair of pants he wore.
by newyorknewyork15 March 8, 2011
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Madison High School Baseball

Madison High School in Vienna Virginia is an enormously large building for its purpose. The purpose of the building is supply the team with a constant stream of underaged pussy to rape.

Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!

Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!
by Vienna Inn May 17, 2006
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baseball nap

a short period of sleep usually induced by an already tired state and accompanied by a baseball game playing on television.
I was still pretty tired from the night before, so I just turned on the game and took a baseball nap on the couch. Similar to a golf nap
by PeterCotton September 20, 2010
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kiss a baseball boy day

on october 25, girls it is your day to kiss a baseball boy ;)
hey baseball boy, it’s kiss a baseball boy day let’s make out
by ogmanghoe October 20, 2019
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Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
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bate sock

A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.
Tim uses bate socks because it is a greener alternative to kleenex.
by krustysox August 7, 2011
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Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.
Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt

Man: Okay.
by King of Cacti May 17, 2014
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